when you get an itchy ass ... do you think:
a) do i have some sort of STD ?
b) have i been rimmed by a guy with stubble ?
c) have i got hot and sweaty and not washed frequently enough ?
d) is it an allergic reaction to a different soap / washing powder ?
e) was yesterday's curry really that hot ?
f) ??
f) Threadworm
ReplyDelete(Sorry. Clearly my life is too much child-rearing and not enough fun!)
i had to google that !
ReplyDeletehopefully not !!