upstairs / downstairs ... toilets

i can't remember how it found it ... but i got added to a group on kik which discusses toilet encounters across London !

there's one in a shopping centre near where i used to work that gets talked about a lot ... it's also close to one of the gyms that i go to ... so the other day, i thought i would check it out ...

first i tried the toilet in the basement ... there were three urinals ... and there were guys waiting to use them ... as some of the occupants were spending a lot of time there !

the trouble was you didn't know if the guys in the queue were also up for it ... so it just didn't seem to work :(

a few days later, i went back again, and went to use the other set of toilets upstairs ...

these were closer to the shops / offices ... and seemed to have more straight guys using them ...

whilst the idea sounds hot ... in practice it was just too risky for my tastes ... and i left both toilets without depositing a load !

 

no 23rd hour

a few months ago i had a very enjoyable post gym encounter with a guy ...

i hadn't seen him at the gym for a while ... but the other day he showed up again ...

we kissed / touched briefly in the steam room ... but it was nearly closing time ... so i suggested that he come back to my place ...

he didn't reply ... and whilst he was happy to chat away in the changing room after we had showered ... as he left he said - see you again here soon ...

post encounter towel / towels

after the Jekyll and Hyde guy had finished, he had a quick shower ... and i gave him a clean towel to dry off with ...

and then when the Oh my Gosh guy had finished ... the towel was still lying around ... so i gave it to him to dry off with after he had showered !

i did feel a bit guilty ... but it seemed like a waste of water to wash the towel after just a single use ... and the 2nd guy didn't make any comment ...

do you give you encounters a clean towel each time ??

oh my gosh

i've had a profile on Blued for quite a while, but don't often use it ... but recently i've started trying a bit more ... and i got chatting to a guy who seemed interesting ...

he lived about an hour away from me (and couldn't accomm) ... so i was a bit concerned about him coming all the way over, in case we decided that we weren't both up for it ... but he seemed keen ... so i agreed to it !

i met him at my local station ... and whilst he wasn't quite as good looking as his pics, he was good enough to invite back to my place :)

he was a funny mixture of camp and masculine ... one of his phrases was "you naughty man" - usually in response to me just touching him !

after a coffee - we moved into my bedroom and things started to happen ... but it came to a juddering halt, after he got me to suck his dick, and then said "oh no, not the first time i meet a guy" when i asked him to suck mine ... wtf !

fair enough if you aren't into sucking - but you sure as hell don't get the other guy to suck yours first ... and i mean push your dick into his face !

after a few minutes (where i considered throwing him out) ... i calmed down and started things up again ... and he did manage to return the favour on the felattio front ...

it was a reasonably enjoyable encounter ... and we both came at the same time, which was good ... and unlike my last encounter

afterwards we had a bit of cuddling (which is always fun) ... but one of the phrases that he kept using was "oh my gosh" (in a slightly camp way) ... which started to get really annoying !

for that, and other reasons ... he won't be getting another invite to my bed !!

i need to pee

the other day i was in the steam room ... there was one guy in there already ... he didn't show any obvious signs of being interested in fun ...

after i touched myself a couple of times (through my towel) ... his hands moved towards his crotch ...

i still wasn't sure if he was interested ... so i was still being careful about touching myself too much ...

eventually he reached down to wipe his face with his towel ... and i saw his hard dick poking out ... busted !

i moved closer ... and we started to enjoy each other ...

i suspect that he may be closeted ... the classic sign being that he was fixated on seeing / touching my dick !!

he got close to shooting a load ... but i think he had been in the steam room too long - he was dripping with sweat (more than usual amounts) ... and in in the end he left without shooting ... saying "i need to pee".

Jeykll and Hyde

i once went on a couple of dates with a guy (who is now a friend) ... and when we got back to my place (finally, after the 2nd or 3rd date) ... without warning, he turned in a couple and absolute bottom !

i had a similar experience the other day ... this young guy who seemed fairly straight acting (and who turns out to be trying to get a girlfriend) ... once inside my flat ... pouted his ass and demanded to be penetrated !!

we had chatted before but not managed to meet up, as he works near where i live, but he lives the other side of the city ... however, this time we did ...

under questioning in advance, he admitted that he doesn't often kiss guys (a sure sign of a guy who isn't comfortable with his sexuality) ... but despite my dislike of guys who don't kiss, i thought it might be fun to meet ... which it was !

we got down to business fairly quickly after he arrived ... it also turned out that he didn't like sucking dick, which was a shame ... but eventually i coulnd't hold back, and i came ... which freaked him out, as some/most of it went on him ...

not too long afterwards he shot his load too.

i assumed that he would leave straight away ... but he came back to bed ... and almost cuddled !

soon afterwards he was hard again, and started playing with himself ... and i provided what assistance i could (which included putting pressure on his neck - which he liked) ... although it went on for so long, that i think i drifted off at some point !  i woke up again, to rejoin the fun ... and in time for his second load :)

afterwards he had a shower, and i got to ask him about himself ... which is when i found out that he believes that he can stop having sex with men once he gets a girlfriend !

welcome to london

i wrote recently about an encounter at an airport toilet ... and recently i was passing through the same airport ... so thought i would check it out to see if the clientele had improved ...

sadly they hadn't !

when i arrived, one of the cubicles was occupied ... so i selected the one beside it ... and after some foot tapping ... the occupant emerged ... and joined me in my (larger) cubicle ...

he wasn't very attractive ... but i was horny ... and needed to cum (and it was too late to visit a gym steam room) ... so i thought he would do !

but he started to get a bit aggressive ... and bit my ear ... so i pushed him away ... which he didn't seem to like ... but i was more physically capable than him - so i didn't feel in any danger ...

i shot my load ... and he left.

i need to stop visiting that airport terminal !

suck

i was in the steam room the other day, on my own ... minding my own business ... when a guy walked in ...

he sat down near me ... and didn't even attempt to cover his dick ...

it wasn't hard, so i wasn't sure if he was up for it ... or just a major show off !

i adjusted my own package ... and waited to see if there was a response ... which there was!

after barely a minute in the steam room, the guy stood up with his dick in my face ... making it clear that i could play with it ...

it was nice enough ... and i enjoyed manually and orally stimulating it ...

it turned out that he wanted more of the latter ... and just said "suck" ...

he was clearly enjoying it ... but without a word of warning ... i realised that i had a salty taste in my mouth !

after barely three minutes in the steam room ... he was on his way ...

squirt

as i wrote a couple of years ago ... i don't often mess around with guys in toilets anymore ... but the other day i was at an airport that squirt told me had an active location ... so i thought i should check it out ...

when i arrived, one of the cubicles was occupied ... and shortly after the guy came out to wash his hands ...

whilst another bloke arrived, used the urinal and left ... the other guy had gone back into the cubicle ...

finally it was just the two of us ... and we both were at the urinals ...

it was vaguely fun ... and he shot a good big load ... and so did i ... without saying a word to each other ... and he walked out the door whilst i was still finishing ...

but it wasn't as exciting as some of my past encounters in such locations !

he owes me

i was in the steam room the other day ... there were three of us enjoying ourselves ...

i was playing with this guy ... and next thing i know, he's shooting his load ...

before i had a chance to sort out myself, somebody else came in ...

i need to remember that this guy owes me !

kiss me

i had seen this cute asian guy a few times in the steam room ... we had messed around a little, but we kept getting interrupted ...

the other day, he was there again, and we were alone ...

he's so cute ... and i leaned over to kiss him ... but he didn't respond ...

eventually, i just gave up hinting, and said "kiss me" ... which he did !

after a while ... he erupted.

we need to be quiet

i met up with the guy that i messed around with in an art gallery toilet again recently ...

we had dinner ... and then went back to his place ... first time i had been to his new flat (which he shares with a few girls) ... for our first proper session in almost a year !

he seemed relatively keen to meet up ... and it was a reasonably good session ... but i think maybe he enjoys the idea of sex with me, rather than the reality of it !  afterwards he seemed a bit aloof ... and he hasn't been in contact much since.

maybe in a year's time he will be up for another session !

nothing like his photos

i wrote a while ago about a guy who blatantly used another person's photos ... and then deleted his profile straight afterwards (before i had a chance to chastise him) !

the other day i had a variation on this ... where his photos were so different/old, that he might as well have used somebody else's !

he contacted me initially on Squirt - where he said that he was 30 years old ... and his body pics looked really good.  when i asked for facepics he directed me to his gaydar profile - which said he was 33 years old ... and his facepics looked pretty good.

when i arrived at his flat, i reckon he was over 40 (grey beard didn't help) ... somewhat over weight, and really nothing like his pics ...

but just as last time ... i couldn't resist the opportunity (especially having made the effort of getting to his place) ... and i went ahead ... with a mediocre encounter.

i just realised, that i suspect i'm much more likely to say no if i'm hosting ...


  

guys who hate an audience

i was in the gym steam room the other day ... there were a couple of guys there, and nothing seemed to be happening ...

a few minutes later one of the guys left ... and the other guy started extracting himself from the towel that he was previously securely wrapped inside ... wtf ?!

it has happened a few times recently - guys are only interested in getting it on, if nobody else can see ... what a waste !

maybe i was like that too some years ago ... it tends to be younger guys who don't like an audience ... i guess there are a few possibilities as to why:

1) they are genuinely shy, and don't like other people seeing their equipment (some of the "shy" guys have stunning bodies/dicks)
2) they are deeply closeted, and don't want more than one person knowing what they get up to
3) they are deeply closeted, and convince themselves it's not gay if there's only one other guy
4) they worry about their personal security with a couple of other guys - although all the steam rooms have alarm buttons, and if you shouted there are always more guys in the showers nearby
5) they think it's sleazy to wank off with more than one other guy

any other ideas ??

 

i cum a lot

i was on grindr the other day, and noticed a guy who looked familiar ... we started chatting, and it turned out that he was indeed a guy that i had sort of met last year - we had both been at a local political hustings ... and i had attempted to flirt with him on twitter afterwards!

he agreed to come over to my place for some fun ... although he seemed a bit vague about what he was interested in doing ...

he had warned me that he wasn't looking at his best ... but i was really surprised when he arrived ... he wasn't quite the cute guy that i had remembered from last year ... he had put on quite a bit of weight, and looked quite different.

we started to chat, and i discovered that he was quite camp, with some slightly strange sayings !

before too long we were in the bedroom ... as things progressed it was clear that he wanted a blow job ... but he didn't seem interested in returning the favour !  he also didn't seem interested in kissing ... not sure if it was just me, or generally !!

he had warned me that he often shot a large amount of cum ... so i was delighted at the prospect ... but it turned out that whilst the volume was indeed significant ... there wasn't much power behind it ... so it just sort of flowed rather than shot !  that was fine, i still got to use it as lube for my own masturbation - and it meant that i didn't have to clean the walls ... but you really can't beat the awesome sight of a dick firing on all cylinders !