25 February 2007

crooks and liars ...

so it had a been a few weeks since my last encounter ... and i'd had a couple of weeks of hanging out with too many heteros ... so i was looking for some fun ...

i was chatting to this guy on gaydar ... he was on the upper end of my age range ... but he seemed decent enough. i checked that his facepic was recent - he said it was 18 months old, and that he hadn't changed much since then ...

whilst most guys on gaydar lie about their age, i had previously had a great time with a guy who was just over 40, so i thought it was worth a go ...

i went over, and as soon as he opened his front door, realised that he had been economical with the truth ... he was quite grey, and looked a lot more than 18 months older than his pic ...

that might not have been too bad ... but once we got down to business [on his sofa in the living room], it was clear that he hadn't washed recently ! i don't think i'm that fussy, but not smelling is surely a basic requirement ?

well, got it over with as soon as possible ... and left in a hurry ...

4 comments:

Monty said...

Yeuch! I'm so over guys who lie about their age! And smelling...run for the hills Mr, run for the hills!!! :-)

Gay banker said...

Yeah m8, one shouldn't have to ask whether they've washed recently before agreeing to meet them :-(. Better luck next time!

GB xxx

beancounter said...

just read all your blogs, thanks for writing them. Im know im bi but havent had any proper gay experience..I just come out a straight relationship any this is first blog that has helped me (cannt say why.. just has)so just thanks again.
Oh and this isnt a pickup ....im over 40!!

Monty said...

Hey Beancounter...congrats. Only "came out" myself last year at the grand old age of 35! :-)