too good to be true ?

when a really beautiful guy contacts you and wants to meet up ... do you ever wonder if it's too good to be true ?!

once i arrived over at his place i discovered that his pics were probably taken a few years ago, and from just the right angle, and maybe slightly enhanced !

he wasn't a bad looking guy ... just not the stunner that his pics suggested.

the sex was reasonably good (despite him being a smoker) ... but it took place on a bed in his sitting room, rather than in his bedroom.

he seemed to enjoy it.

he claimed he was single ... but he's now removed his profile from Scruff (which i think he had done previously as well) ... and the whole bedroom / sitting room thing suggested otherwise.

i won't be going back !

amsterdam originals

i had chatted to this guy a few days beforehand on Scruff, when he had wanted an immediate hookup ... but it was late, and he was over a mile away ... and i had put him off ...

so we agreed to meet a couple of days later ... and he was keen to experience my urine !

once i arrived into the rather nice flat where he was staying (he had mentioned that his landlady was away) ... he asked if i wanted to use poppers - and emphasised that he only used "amsterdam originals" - not the cheap english ones !

i know i'm not very well versed in the drug scene - but it was the first time I'd ever heard discussion about the merits of different types of poppers ... it's amazing what you learn on gay hookups !  despite his encouragement - i declined.

it's wasn't a great hookup - whilst the guy wasn't bad looking, and had a nice dick - he was rather selfish.  once he realised that i hadn't been drinking (so my piss wouldn't be diluted) he lost interest in that, and quickly shot his load ... and wasn't really interested in assisting me with my ejaculation.

the next day when i looked at Scruff again, i noticed that our chat history had disappeared - he'd either blocked me, or deleted his profile !  i'm not overly upset about missing out on meeting him again.

a strange date

the other day a guy contacted me on Scruff ... but i forgot to reply ... and it was only the next day on the way to the gym that i messaged him back.

we exchanged a few messages, and it turned out that we were both free later on that evening, so we decided to meet up ... and he suggested going for a drink !

it had been a few months since i was on a proper date, and i wasn't really dressed for meeting a guy (and i needed a haircut), but why not ...

i waited outside the tube station, and as guys who i didn't find attractive walked towards me, i kept thinking "i hope this isn't him" ... not helped by Scruff only allowing you to see the most recent chats, so i couldn't look at the facepic that he'd previously sent !

he arrived a few minutes late, and he looked like a nice enough guy ... so we headed off to find a bar.  we had a pint in the bar, and the conversation was good ... so when they started closing the bar, i asked him if he wanted to come back to mine for a drink ...

he agreed, but said that "nothing would happen" ... and since i wasn't massively attracted to him, it didn't worry me too much.

after quite a few drinks at my place and some really interesting conversation (nothing more than an odd kiss) ... he decided to stay the night ... wearing his underwear !

during the night there was some fumbling ... but no ejactulations.

the next morning i walked him to the tube station.

interesting guy, but i doubt i will ever see him again.

using somebody else's photos

i was contaced recently by a guy who wanted me to visit him and facefuck him ...

his profile wasn't very informative, but he sent a couple of pics that looked good ...

when i turned up, he had the lights off in the hallway ... but even in the darkness, i could see that he didn't look anything like the photos he had just sent.

since i was horny, and had walked 20 minutes to get to his place in the freezing cold ... i went into the bedroom, and after a while, shot a load in his mouth ... which he then went into the bathroom to get rid of !

i was going to message him afterwards to tell him that he really shouldn't use another person's pics ... but it looks like he has already deleted his profile !

Economy with the truth - busted !

I know I'm not alone in shaving a couple of years off my age on dating apps / profiles !

It gets me below one of the zeros - which people use for filtering potential dates ... So it opens up more options :)

And it really is only a couple of years - and I'm pretty sure I can get away with looking a couple of years younger than my actual age !

The trouble is that when you check into a hotel / hostel ... the reception staff normally take your passport details - including your date of birth ...

And when you see that same receptionist on dating apps shortly afterwards ... your economy with the truth is totally busted !!