another visit to the clap clinic ...

since it was well over a year since my last sexual health checkup ... i thought i should go and get seen again ...

i did wonder about going private, but there is an NHS clinic near me, and since i don't really consume many public services, it seemed like a waste not to use the NHS ...

my appointment confirmation did say that it might take 2 hours, so i brought plenty of reading material with me ... and i needed it all !

the first impression wasn't great - the receptionist told me to wait (standing right in front of her) as she seemed to be busy with somebody else's file. the other receptionist studiously ignored me. finally a 3rd receptionist arrived, a miserable bloke who seemed annoyed to be there, and told me to fill in a form detailing why i was there. eventually, after a bit of confusion when i handed back the form to a different receptionist i made it into the waiting room ...

about 40 minutes after my appointment time, i was called by a doctor - she was really nice, although seemed a bit rushed, but was really helpful, and discussed again whether i should have a Hepatitis B vaccination ... pointing out that most of Europe vaccinates against it automatically (I already knew the US did), and that the UK is unusual in not doing so. she also suggested that there is a much higher incidence amongst gay men, than in the general population, which is why they offer it - and she suggested that she would want her children to have the vaccine. having declined the vaccine on my previous two visits, i decided to take it this time ...

so after about 5 minutes with the doctor, it was back to the waiting room, and about half an hour later, i got called in by the (rather camp) health advisor. his job was to check that i wasn't going to have a breakdown if any of my tests came back positive - so just a few minutes later i was back to the waiting room ...

my third wait wasn't quite so bad, about 20 minutes later i was called by the very pleasant female nurse, who gave me my first vaccine shot (i have to go back in a week's time for my 2nd, and a couple of months later for my 3rd) ... took 3 vials of my blood ... and 2 swabs from my ass ... and gave me a specimen bottle to piss into ...

so having gone to the bathroom and produced some urine ... and having made an appointment for my 2nd vaccine shot using the surly male receptionist who wasn't impressed that i was interrupting his mobile phone call ... i was finally out of there about an hour and three quarters after arriving ...

another time with the bloke with the big nipple ...

since the first time with this bloke was fairly good ... and he seemed keen for another encounter ... it seemed like a good idea to meet again ...

he came over to my place again, and he had asked beforehand for me to have some porn - so i made sure i had some playing in the bedroom when he arrived ... and it really seemed to help him - previously he had been nervous but this time he was a bit more relaxed ...

he was fixated by the porn - even after we had both shot our loads, and were cleaning up ... he was still watching it ...

he stayed afterwards for some cuddling ... but i'm not sure if he just isn't into it, or whether he is not yet comfortable with it ... but at least he just about went along with it !

the bloke who passed out ...

a few days ago i was online and this bloke contacted me, asking to come over ... i was very dubious - it was late, and i wondered if he just wanted somewhere to crash !

eventually i managed to get a photo from him ... and his profile had obviously been around for a long time, so i reckoned he was worth a try ...

i knew that he was theoretically straight, and was drunk and horny ... but i didn't realise just how drunk and straight he was ! after we got back to mine, we got down to it straight away ... and it was reasonably good, but at one point, he just stopped moving ...

i couldn't work out whether he was faking, and just wanting to sleep ... or whether he really had passed out ! after a few seconds shaking him to wake up, i realised that it was latter !!

after that, his guilt overwhelmed him ... and he decided to leave ...

whilst this could have upset me ... i just felt a bit sorry for the poor confused lad, as i was once a bit like him !!

still, i shouldn't meet these types too often, or it will effect me ...