31 May 2011

a one pint date ...

i recently met a guy from grindr outside a tube station ... i wasn't quite sure if we were going on a date, or meeting for an encounter ...

he suggested going to a pub, so i was happy to agree, and we headed for a local pub that i know ...

his pics on grindr were quite different - a couple were really attractive, and a couple weren't so hot ... in the flesh, he was unfortunately closer to the latter ... and he had a strangely shaped nose, that i wondered might be due to excess ingestion ...

when we met, it was obvious that he was a bit camp, but after a while in the pub, it became clear that he was extremely camp ... to the point where after we had both finished our first drinks, i made my excuses and left ... i just couldn't stand it any more ...

he seemed a bit shocked ... but i made sure that i had bought the first pint, so that i could leave with a clear conscience !

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