i wasn't expecting that

i was sitting alone in the steam room ... my towel was open, with my hand covering my junk ...

a guy walked in wearing shorts ... but sat a bit too close for somebody who was straight ... but not close enough for somebody who was up for it ...

he started looking at my crotch ... which got me excited ...

after a few minutes he took off his shorts ...

before long i was standing in front of him ... and discovered that he had a Prince Albert !
can't remember the last time i saw one of those !!

i kissed him ... but he didn't taste so good.

he was nervous, kept looking at the door, and thought it was "incredibly risky".  I tried to assure him it wasn't.

great body.  rock hard dick.  it was so hot in the steam that i needed a break.

when i returned he was gone, and didn't return.

sadly no explosion

 

effing awesome

what is it about americans that they can't say "fucking" ... even after they've just cum ?!

we had chatted previously - and he told me that without a dick pic (which i don't have / send) he wasn't interested in meeting ... since he was primarily looking to suck ...

but a couple of days later his horniness must have got the better of him ... and he was keen to meet ...

i went over to his place.  my inherent curiosity / nosiness means that i normally enjoy travelling for encounters ... but this guy's flat was a bit of a pigsty !

he wasn't quite as attractive as his photos ... seriously overweight ... but he seemed keen ... and i needed a BJ !

he shot first - although sadly i didn't really see it

he seemed to really enjoy the encounter

it wasn't bad ... but i don't think i will go back for more.

did i really ?

do you ever get the horrible "oh shit" thought when you see a guy outside the steam room ... and realise that they weren't quite what you thought ?

the other day it was just me and one other bloke ... who was lying down so i couldn't see him so well ...

one thing led to another ... and before long we both had our dicks out ... and i was walking over to him ... and he was reaching for my dick ...

when another bloke walked in - and we hurriedly covered up.

a few minutes later i was drying off after a shower ... when the "near miss" bloke entered the shower cubicle opposite me ...

oh shit !

at least it was a near miss !!

and i'm sure that others have thought the same thing about me - i'm not that arrogant !

i have to get out

this guy had posted on Squirt in one of the gyms that i frequent ... and i messaged him ... and eventually we agreed to meet in one of the gym steam rooms ...

i was late arriving ... so he had been there a while ... and then we kept being interrupted - partly by a stunningly beautiful guy, with an amazing dick !

by the time we finally got down to it ... we were both probably over heating ...

he shot first ... and i was close ... but he wanted to leave straight away ... but i was in front of him and about to cum ... which i did ... and then he left ...

i feel slightly guilty about blocking him getting out ... but i saw him later, and he was fine !


an older guy was there watching, but didn't contribute.

two encounters, no climax

sometimes a plan just doesn't come together ... and i don't love it !

yesterday afternoon i was passing a shopping mall that has a basement toilet that is somewhat renowned ... and i really did need a piss ... so i dropped in ... one guy at the urinals ran away ... but the other stuck around ... and looked like he was close ... but a minute later other people came in ... so i empty my bladder and left ...

in the evening i was in the steam room at my gym ... and there was a lovely looking guy ... who eventually started playing with himself ... so i got to play with him too ... and he seemed close ... but we got interrupted ...

close but no cigar ... twice in one day !!

you can take it with you

i've visited a fair few guys in hotels over the years ... but i don't think i've ever visited a guy who worked in a hotel...

he was doing the night shift ... and he said he there was an empty hotel room we could use ... and it was nearby ... so it seemed worth a punt ...

he turned out to be heavier, and less attractive than his photos ... and i nearly walked away ... but i was horny, and thought it would be worth a shot ...

he was seriously good at sucking ... including the proper deep throating, almost choking technique !

but he really was a bit overweight ... and he had that sweaty feel that overweight guys get.  i like guys to get sweaty when they get going ... but sweaty from the outset isn't so attractive ...

he started shooting first, and i scooped up some of his cum to use it as lube on my own dick - first time i've done that in a while ... cum really is an amazing lube !

i didn't shoot as big a load as sometimes - guess i just wasn't quite as turned on.

projectile cumshot

i can't remember the last time i met a guy without seeing facepics first.  when i was still very shy / somewhat closeted ... but it often turned into a waste of time ... so i broke that habit years ago ...

so when a guy the other day wanted to meet ... after only sending a photo of himself in large sunglasses, i wasn't having any of it !

he did eventually send a facepic, and it was fine, so he came over ...

he had an unusual habit of only wanting to kiss for a few seconds ... but then wanting to kiss again ... it was slightly confusing / unsettling ... but i eventually got used to it ...

he seemed quite horny, and keen to get on with it ...

and before long, he was lying on my bed and cumming, and i was above him ... and cumming ... but i was so turned on that despite our dicks being together, my cumshot actually hit him in the face ... twice !

hopefully he took it as a compliment that he made me that horny !!

standing over you with his lad in his hand

it had been well over a week since my last encounter - i'd been away on holiday with family ...

so i really needed to empty the tanks !

a guy contacted me who was staying in a hotel nearby ... i nearly said no - he was a bit too overweight for my tastes ... but i was horny, and thought maybe a quick cum and go would work ...

he turned out to be a bit heavier than his pics ... but i was horny, so i didn't walk away !

after a while i could see that he was getting close (lying on the bed) ... and i often enjoy ejaculating more when i'm standing up ... so i stood up ... and just after he started cumming ... i started pulsing ... the trouble was that it didn't stay on the bed (or him) - some fired out onto the carpet (not that we could find it later) ...

the combination of his own (reasonable) cumshot ... and my rather larger one ... meant that he had to take a shower !

sound and light show

i've never seen the film "Pay it Forward" ... but sometimes i like to do a good turn ... and maybe somebody it will be returned !

the other day i was in the steam room ... and an older guy was in the far corner ... but he seemed interested ...

and when he saw me adjusting myself he got really interested ...

and when he heard the sound of my hand on my dick he really, really got interested ... and moved towards me ...

he was a bit too old for me ... even in the darkness of the steam room ... and he didn't try to touch me ...

he was one of those guys who likes the sound of masturbation ... so i put on a bit of a show for him (with no intention of actually cumming) ... and before long he was erupting in pleasure !