25 July 2017

itchy ass

when you get an itchy ass ... do you think:

a) do i have some sort of STD ?

b) have i been rimmed by a guy with stubble ?

c) have i got hot and sweaty and not washed frequently enough ?

d) is it an allergic reaction to a different soap / washing powder ?

e) was yesterday's curry really that hot ?

f) ??


Anonymous said...

f) Threadworm

(Sorry. Clearly my life is too much child-rearing and not enough fun!)

close encounters said...

i had to google that !

hopefully not !!