disturbed in the cottage

this is my 8th blog post labelled toilet ...

i keep an eye on Squirt - mostly for my local gyms ... but a new local cottage showed up recently ... so i thought i should check it out ...

first time i visited, the other guy wasn't my type ... and nothing happened ...

second time i visited ... the other guy was quite attractive ... and we were starting to enjoy each other ...

but a member of the public arrived to have a piss ... damn !

even more hypocrisy

i've written before about my failure to live up to my desire not to hook up in gym showers ...

but it happened again the other day ...

it was quiet in the gym ... and the guy was cute ... and i was feeling horny ... and i couldn't stop myself ...

must try harder.

 

popping my cherry

another day ... a different steam room ...

this one is beside the swimming pool ... so it is mixed ... and i had never had any action in it ... despite there being lots of gay guys at this gym ...

until the other day ... i was just wearing a towel ... there was just one guy in there ... wearing swimming trunks ... and a wedding ring ... but adjusting himself ...

before long he was pulling on my dick ... a bit too hard ... so i had to stop him ...

and before long i was starting to cum ... and as soon as i said that ... he whipped out his dick, and shot his load as well !

not a great looking guy ... but it was good to break my duck at this gym !!

 

Of Kith and Kin

this isn't strictly a gay play ... but it features a gay couple ... and i persuaded the blogger formerly known as GB to come and see it with me !

it really was an excellent play, with some really interesting ideas / questions about surrogacy ... and couples ... and parenting ... and violence ...

needless to say GB took the side of the cute guy !

i took the other guy's side ...

it's on for another few days ... if you're in London go see it, and let me know whose side you take ...

Pump and Pause failure

i've written before about that strange masturbating action some guys have ... vigorous jerking ... pause ... and repeat !

i encountered another one the other day ... or possibly the same guy ... hard to remember !

it was just the two of us in the steam room ... and before long we were pleasuring ourselves ... and then pleasuring each other - although i had to tell him to calm down as he tugged a bit to hard on both my dick and my nipples

at one stage he was standing over me looking like he might shoot ... but whether it was too hot / he wasn't turned on enough / maybe he was high ... nothing came out !

i didn't waste time and soon afterward i was standing over him ... emptying my balls


 

tugs, shoots, shovels and leaves

i was the in the steam the other day ... and there was a promising looking opportunity at one end ... and a straight guy at the other end ...

whilst taking a break in the shower ... i spotted the promising looking opportunity ... and discovered he had a beautiful looking dick !

back in the steam ... the straight guy eventually left ... and i moved in the direction of the fit guy ... to find him already masturbating furiously ...

all he seemed to want to do was to tug on mine !

he didn't seem to want much interaction ... and before long he started shooting ... and thankfully handed the output over for me to use as lube ...

sadly he didn't stick around the extra minute it took for me to cum ... but at least he opened and closed the steam room door carefully to avoid exposing me !

MCP deep

i was in the steam room the other day ... and it was seriously busy with gay guys !

i happened to be beside a guy who was fit ... lying on his back on the bench ... and completely naked

as things started kicking off ... he spread his legs and started touching his asshole ...

it seemed rude not to help out ... and before long i was finger deep !

he stopped wanking ... i suspect because he was aproaching climax ...

but i wasn't prepared to wait ... so i let him know that i was close ... and he seemed keen to wear my cum ...

as i shot my load on him ... he rubbed it into his skin like sun tan lotion !

there was another guy masturbating on his own ... and a pair of guys in the corner manipulating each other ...

there were at least two other explosion before i had to leave - due to over heating !

fun times.

new arrival

i had chatted to this guy for a couple of weeks ... and we finally managed to meet up ...

we hadn't actually agreed what exactly we were meeting for ... but i suggested going back to my place for a beer !

he wasn't quite as handsome as his photos ... but not bad at all ...

we had a good chat ... and after a while we ended up in my bedroom ...

the sex was fine - but not particularly memorable !

afterwards he stayed and we cuddled and chatted - which was great.

as he was leaving, he said that he didn't expect to end up in bed with me !

fifth time unlucky

i usually try and restrict myself to three times in the steam ... with cooling showers / drinks in between ...

but the other day it wasn't that busy, but there kept being one person who wasn't up for fun ... a couple of times it was guys who i know are gay ... but just don't partake ... which makes it even worse !

eventually it was just me and a bloke who i've seen there for years ... but whom i'm not sure i've ever actually had fun with ...

i moved over towards him ... and went to touch him - but he moved my hand away ... seriously !

having waited all that time ?!

shortly afterwards an old guy entered who didn't seem to be up for it.

i left the steam, had my shower, and went upstairs to have my lunch ... i wasn't wasting any more time with a "no touching" guy !

a good while later i went back down to the locker room to collect my bag ... and the "no touching" guy was still there ... that's dedication !!

 

rude or shy ?

i've written before about steam room etiquette ... and also about the need to wait for your fellow wankers to shoot / clean up !

i encountered another annoying guy in the steam the other day ...

after some comings and goings it was just this one guy and me ... at first i thought he wasn't going to get his dick out from under his towel ... but eventually he did ...

he shot first, whilst constantly looking at the door  ...

i wasn't far behind ... but was still in the throes of post ejaculatory twitching when he opened the steam room door and exited

i don't care how shy he is - that's just rude.

when two or three are gathered together

but mostly three ... to mix sacrileges ...

i had just chatted to a beautiful guy in the locker room who i normally just chat to on Squirt ... sadly he was on his way out ... but the trouble with seeing a really hot guy is that average guys then become disappointing !

when i arrived in the steam there was a guy who regularly spends a lot of time there, and who i've hooked up with before ...

i wasn't planning on doing anything with him ... but he moved towards me and started wanking me ...

but then another guy arrived, and sat over the far side ...

but it turned out that he was up for action as well ... and with a bit of encouragement he came and sat the other side of me ...

it really is hard to beat a guy on either side of you playing with you ...

and before long i exploded !

sadly neither of them seemed interested in shooting their loads ... so i thanked them for their efforts ... and went and showered !

 

Close Knit film

yesterday evening (straight after another queer film) ... i went to my last movie of this year's London straight film festival

as always - the text below contains SPOILERS

one of my favourite films of all time is a Japanese movie called I Just Didn't Do It ... which i reckon had a gay twist to it ... as well as a beautiful lead actor !  and the more recent Japanese movie Our Little Sister was very sweet.

so whilst trans films aren't normally my thing ... i thought Close Knit looked like it might be good ...

and it was !

the trans character is played by a male actor who isn't always hugely convincing as a trans person ... but he's a good actor ... and a cute guy.

there's a nice balance with one of the kids experiencing trans thoughts ... the only trouble is that what turned out to be a flashback scene for the main character, appeared to me as a scene for the kid character ... oops!

there's also the standard conservative character (who gets her comeuppance nicely) ... and an array of taunting school mates.

one of the central themes of the film is about containing your emotions ... and the director was asked about that in the Q&A after the screening ... but she wasn't really able to say anything much about it ... which seemed odd !

it's a well made, pleasant film ... but i'm not sure whether it will stay in my mind for long.

my top choice from the festival is 120 BPM ... or if that's too full on for you ... then The Cakemaker was also excellent.

Saturday Church film

as i've written a few times recently that it's London hetero film festival time ... and i've been out sampling some of the produce ... both gay and straight - even though i've only blogged about the gay ones !

as usual - the words below contain SPOILERS ...

in many ways Saturday Church is a typical tale of a queer teenager suffering at the hands of jocks and conservative family members ... the clip below is not typical of the film - but they don't seem to have a released proper trailer.

the standard story is interspersed by random acts of singing and dancing ... much to its benefit.  why wouldn't you interrupt a locker room intimidation scene with the jocks carrying around our hero to music.

the songs aren't the most amazing you will hear - but they're perfectly enjoyable.  the acting perfomances are the most insightful you will ever see - but they are perfectly acceptable.  the story isn't the most original ever written - but it has an interesting twist on the standard teenage coming out fare.

Marquis Rodriguez plays one of the supporting roles - lovely looking guy ... hopefully he gets some more movies that we can see him in.

If you like musicals, and don't mind a storyline that isn't the most original - you will probably like this movie.  just don't go for titillation - my boner count was zero !

hooking up with a rent boy

for free !

as i was entering my gym the other day, i noticed a guy at the reception desk who i recognised ... from the steam room ... and from the dating apps - where he advertises himself !

i hadn't seem him around the gym for months.  when he was previously a regular, i never actually saw him engage in any fun - he didn't usually even display his dick.

a while later we were both in the steam room - and to my surprise he was actually up for some action.

when i told him that i was getting close - he said that he had cum just before arriving in the gym !

what was slightly odd was he kept saying how nice different parts of me were ... and making encouraging sounds ... sort of like you would if you were being paid !

whilst he has a nice enough body, and pleasant if unexceptional dick - i can't imagine paying for his services (or anybody else's for that matter).

unlike the recent guy, this guy was happy for me to shoot on him.

it will be interesting to see if he becomes a regular in the steam ... or if he was just high and needed constant action the day in encountered him !

The Wound film

another day, another gay film at the breeders' film festival !

as usual - the words below contain SPOILERS - look away now if you don't want them

The Wound is a south african film ... which proceeds at quite a slow pace ... so don't go expecting an action packed couple of hours.

the three main characters are all very different - and each sort of tragic in their own way - it's not a hugely uplifting film.

some people say that movie characters are only interesting if they have some sort of "arc" - where they develop in the course of the film.  the lead character definitely does ... the other adult does a bit ... but the young guy doesn't at all - and i did find him a bit dull.

apparently the film was originally written from the perspective of the young guy ... but i'm glad they changed it, as i think he was the weakest of the actors.  although still pleasant to look at.

the first sex scene wasn't overly convincing - even though it was a bit horny.  the sex got better though.  but it was always very discreet - almost old style.  still quite enjoyable!  the lead actor (who is gay in real life) said that he watched it with his parents - rather him than me!

the director was onstage afterwards and was asked by the audience about the rather depressing ending.  aparently he wanted to jolt us out of taking the urban liberal viewpoint - and challenge us to see if from the more rural, traditional angle.  he also emphasised that there is an element of hope at the end for the lead character - if you look closely.

the lead actor was at the screening as well - more handsome and less butch in the flesh than he was on screen.

afterwards i got a msg on Grindr from another audience member ... but sadly he was a bit too old for me.

if you're interested in the subject matter, and you have the patience for a slow two hours, then go see it - there's still another screening in London.  don't just go to see it for the beautiful actors - you will get bored !