High and annoying

I had been chatting to a guy online about meeting up ... we had previously chatted about 9 months ago, but had never actually met up ...

He seemed quite nervous, and probably hadn't met that many guys, as he was quite recently out of a relationship with a woman.  He dropped into the online chat a question about drugs ... and as usual I replied that I didn't really use them, but I was fine with him doing so.  Normally it's not really an issue when I meet up with a guy - but I'm not really a fan.

I went over to his place, and he was quite a bit heavier than his photos suggested ... but I was horny, and he was keen, so I thought I might as well just get on with it !

He was a nice enough guy ... but I think the drugs he had taken (he said that it was some sort of legal high) put him on edge ... he seemed quite nervous and not fully with it (asked the same question again within a few minutes).

Anyway, after a while we sorted each other out.

Before we had even cum, he suggested meeting again ... but I doubt we will.

Steamroom gaydar

Sometimes it's really obvious when a guy is up for it ... the best indication is when they are in the steamroom fully naked, and looking around - often sitting on top of their towel ...

Another easy spot is when he has his towel meeting at his crotch for easy access - and he starts to touch himself ...

But there was a guy the other day who entered the steamroom ... sat down the far end ... and had his towel wrapped so tightly around himself that he couldn't possibly access his goods !

I looked over at him (he was really fit), and touched myself through my towel - you never know when a member of gym staff will be using the steamroom, so I'm quite careful - with zero expectation that he was going to react ...

Next thing I know, he stands up and unwraps his towel - I think I gasped as his beautiful dick flopped out - and rearranged it so he can access his dick more easily ... and shortly after, he moved over to my end of the steamroom !

Before too long, I manipulated him into shooting a nice load :)

Just goes to show, you never know who will be up for it in the steamroom!

Trying out V

A few years ago I bought some Viagra (through a reputable high street pharmacy chain) ... as I wanted to see what it was like.

It has sat in my bedside drawer for ages ... and I recently got it out to see what the expiry date was!  Impressively, it still has another couple of years to go, but I thought I really should use it ...

The instructions say that you should take it an hour beforehand, and not on a ful stomach (for maximum impact) ...

I took half a pill ... and waited ... and within 45 minutes, as soon as I got horny, I could feel that it just didn't go down !

The instructions said that I might feel flushed, and get a blocked nose - and I got both of those.

In the end, I didn't actually meet the guy I was expecting - so I didn't get to use it in anger, so to speak !

But a week later, I took the other half of the pill ... and did meet up with a guy.  I didn't feel quite as flushed, or as nasally as before (maybe next time it will be a bit less again).

Both times I thought I was producuing more precum than usual ... and the guy I met was shocked by how much I was leaking!

I'm lookig forward to using the other three pills :)

Rugby and fun ...

In case you haven't noticed, it's Rugby World Cup time ... and I took a trip to another city in the UK to watch my country play one of the minnows of the tournament !

Sadly I hadn't managed to persuade any of my family / friends to come on this trip ... but that meant that I was able to look into having some fun after the match ...

One of the guys I chatted to online seemed keen to meet, and lived really close to the stadium ... so we arranged to rendez-vous in the street nearby ...

After some confusion I went to the agreed spot ... and he found me ... I'm not sure I would have recognised him from his photos ... but at least it means that my photos must be reasonably representative !

After getting back to his place, and slowly removing each other's clothes ... it turned out that this guy's dick had the biggest head that I think I've ever seen !  Whilst his dick was generously sized, the head was just enormous !!

After a while we both climaxed.  Quite an enjoyable addition to the rugby win.

Bad timing

I was in the steamroom with a couple of guys recently ... and things started to happen ... but the temperature was so damn high, that I had to get out for a few minutes ...

When I returned #2 guy had left ... and #3 guy was cleaning up having just shot a load ... I really enjoy watching a guy shoot, so missing an eruption is always disappointing !

I asked #3 guy if #2 guy had cum as well - and apparently he had ... double disapointment !

So I sorted myself out, as I watched #3 guy clean up his cum ... so he got to see me shoot ... before he left for a shower.

Shortly afterwards #2 guy arrived back into the steamroom, as I was about to leave ... and it turned out that he hadn't cum !

What a waste of good cumshots ...

Steamroom halitosis

Sometimes in the steamroom, when I'm getting it on with a guy, they are keen to kiss ...

And usually I'm very happy to partake ... but recently I was enjoying a nice guy, and we started to kiss ... but he had fairly manky breath !

If this happened elsewhere, I would have told him to go and clean his teeth ... but it's not really something you can do in the steamroom ...

So we sorted each other out without any further kissing !

just say no (3)

I've written a couple of times before about how uncomfortable it is to say NO after arranging to meet a guy ...

8 years later, and I still don't find it easy !

The other day I arranged for a guy to come over to my place ... and to meet outside my apartment block ...

He turned out to be a lot heavier than his photos, and considerably less attractive !

We chatted for a few minutes whilst standing outside ... before I broke it to him that I wasn't up for it ...

He seemed to take it out, and he headed off ...

beach action

i've had an account on the website squirt for some time ... but I'm not sure that i've ever used it to actually meet a guy - it doesn't feature in my blog labels (up to now) !

i was visiting my parents in the town where i grew up, and since they live on a small street, in a relatively small town, where everybody knows everybody's business ... it's harder to have guys around for fun ...

so i thought i would check out the squirt listings to see what they recommended for places to meet guys ...

i was surprised to find that there is a nudist beach near my home town !

one sunny afternoon i drove over, and was amused to see a german car in the car parking area - good to see that the stereotype is alive and well :)

after a bit of a hike - i arrived on a beautiful, almost deserted beach ... and followed the squirt instructions (turn left for clothed, turn right for nudist) ...

i felt a bit guilty walking into the nudist section without stripping off - but there weren't that many people there (one woman and about a dozen guys) ... and since i was planning on contributing in other ways, i thought i could get away with it !

after a nice walk to the end and back, i spotted a guy at the start of the beach who showed some interest both times i walked past ... so i climbed up a sand dune to where he was camped out ...

there were a few other guys around also showing interest ... but i decided to stay with the first guy.  he was pleasant enough - and we both climaxed ... but i'm not sure how comfortable in his own skin he was.  maybe he was just a bit odd !

i will definitely try the beach again - in the hopes of an even more enjoyable encounter.

Foreign encounter with a sad guy

After almost of week travelling around southeast europe, I finally found a guy that I felt comfortable meeting up with, and who wanted to meet me !

I went over to his place, and we started chatting. He worked for a charity that promoted minority rights - and he worked on promoting LGB rights ...

There was something quite sad about him ... I'm not sure if he was sad that in his home country it's quite hard to be gay (although he told me that it's worse in the neighbouring countries) ... and that he couldn't leave (not being a member of the EU, he can't easily move) ... or maybe he was sad that he didn't have a boyfriend, and was reduced to sexual encounters ... or maybe he was sad that I wasn't more fit !

Anyway, after a good chat, we got down to business ... and sorted each other out.

After I'd left, I asked him (through the app) why we hadn't gone into his bedroom for fun ... and he replied that he never takes guys into his bedroom ... which sounds a bit sad to me !

When arrangements go wrong

I've written before about a local guy that I've met a good few times over the years ...

In the past I've always gone to his place, but we recently arranged for him to come over to mine ... since I don't have to worry so much about making sexual noises in my apartment !

He was going to have a shower and come over ... but before I heard from him again, I decided that since I had a bit of a cold, it's wasn't a good idea to meet up (and it wasn't fair to give it to him) ... so I texted him to let him know that I was calling a raincheck ...

It turned out he had already texted me, and was standing outside my apartment block ... but his text messages hadn't arrived.

This was obviously far from ideal ... and I apologised ... but his reaction was quite surprising.  He accused me of getting a better offer, and said he never wanted to have any contact again.

Considering how many times that we have met over the last few years - I thought he might give me the benefit of the doubt ... especially since it's quite possible that we will bump into each other - he only lives a few streets away ...

Next time I need to cancel - I will make sure that the guy hasn't already left home (I thought he would have told me before he left) ... and I will also make it clear that I'm not ditching him for a better offer !

STD ?

I recently met a guy for an encounter which including him performing quite a bit of rimming ...

Shortly afterwards my ass started to hurt ... and I thought that he had given my an STD ...

Whenever I go for a sexual health check, they always want to know where my partners are from ... presumably because HIV and STDs are more prevalent in certain countries ... This guy was from Russia, and he was married ... so I don't know if that put me at a greater risk ...

After a couple of days of resigning myself to a visit to my local clap clinic ... I started to wonder if it was actually just beard rash !

After a few more days, the discomfort went away - so I'm now convinced that I had beard rash on my ass from a rimmer !

Economy with the truth - busted !

I know I'm not alone in shaving a couple of years off my age on dating apps / profiles !

It gets me below one of the zeros - which people use for filtering potential dates ... So it opens up more options :)

And it really is only a couple of years - and I'm pretty sure I can get away with looking a couple of years younger than my actual age !

The trouble is that when you check into a hotel / hostel ... the reception staff normally take your passport details - including your date of birth ...

And when you see that same receptionist on dating apps shortly afterwards ... your economy with the truth is totally busted !!

Have you been a Master before ?

I posted recently about an encounter where I was asked if I had previously fisted ... they say things come in threes ... well the other day I had another "have you ever" ... this time it was "been a master" ...

Once again, the trouble is that whilst I've had Dom/Sub elements to encounters - I don't think I've ever had a full encounter as a Master !

We did meet up - and he was particularly keen on feet ... Not something that does it for me ... But if he finds it enjoyable - who am I to deprive him ...

Whilst the whole encounter was vaguely enjoyable - I don't think I will be rushing back for more !

Eight things not to do on a date

I wrote recently about seven things not to do on a date ... and to be fair, the guy I went on a date with recently didn't do any of them !

But he did one thing that was pretty annoying ... he kept going on about how cute the waiter was !

I suspect that it was an attempt to signal that he wasn't interested in me physically / sexually ... since we stayed for a few drinks, and conversation was good !

And that's fine - i'm big enough and ugly enough not to expect everybody that I meet to want to jump my bones !  But going on and on about the waiter ... is just tacky.  I'm sure there's a better way to indicate lack of sexual interest.

And to be honest, whilst the waiter did have great eyes (and was a lot hotter than either me or my date) ... he wasn't all that !

seven things not to do on a date

I recently met up with a guy for a drink ... and whilst it wasn't awful, I knew within the first few seconds that it wasn't going to go anywhere.  I thought that it could at least provide some learning points - for me, and maybe others ...

1) if you don't wear glasses in any of your profile pics - don't show up for a date wearing glasses

2) don't use decade old photos in your profile, especially if you don't look anything like them (i wasn't even sure if it was the right guy when he came over to greet me)

3) don't show up late for your date - it's just rude, and starts things off on the wrong foot

4) don't give a limp handshake - use both hands if it helps !

5) don't just have a credit card - if you want to share a round have some cash.  buying the first round lets me easily escape without a 2nd drink - but it would be nice sometimes for the other guy to buy the first round

6) if your date tries to steer conversation away from a subject matter (probably because they're bored with it) - don't keep coming back to it !

7) if your date finishes their drink whilst you're half way through yours - offer to get them another one (to numb the pain of your dull conversation)

8) don't be too surprised if your date isn't rushing to rip your clothes off, if you have failed on the above six points !