5 Guys Chillin'

i saw a special offer on this gay play, and contacted GB to see if he was up for some gay drama ... and with his bf out that night with friends, he agreed !

the Kings Head theatre is at the back of a pub in Islington - it's a very small theatre, so you get very close to the actors/action!  they shouted "doors open" just before the official start time - and this production is one where the actors are already on "stage" as you walk in.

i quite like this device, although i've seen it done better before - where the actors performed the role of ushers, and then converted to actors (think it was "Shopping and Fucking").

just before the start, i asked GB about his general opinion of drugs - and he gave the common view amongst my friends - that they should be decriminalised ... and taxed !

whilst i hold similar liberal views in theory - i've written before about how i'm not really not a fan guys on drugs ... which has been formed after plenty of less than great experiences.

the play consists of a single scene with a group of five guys getting naked, taking drugs, and chatting about sex and drugs.  apparently the play is written from "50 hours of interviews with guys from Grindr and other social media".

for somebody like me who isn't involved in the "chem scene" it was interesting to hear what those people had to say.  it also helped that a couple of the actors were seriously hot. 

this run of the play finishes on 3rd june - so you've got a few days left to see it.


i went in with a negative view of the impact of drugs ... and i came out with same opinion.

i didn't get the chance to ask GB whether his views evolved ... maybe he can answer here ! 

he who hesitates is lost

i've complained before about guys in the steam room who wait too long to make it clear that they're up for fun ... and once they finally do, before reaching a climax, a straight guy comes in and stops the party !

i had another variant on this problem the other day ...

i started getting it on with a nice guy in the steam room ... this was after some time toing and froing, when there kept being a straight guy blocking any action ...

i was keen to move things on, to ensure ejaculation occurred before another straight walked in ... but the guy said "not yet" ... 

it's the first time i've ever heard a guy deliberately slow things down in a steam room !

and sure enough, a minute later, a cock blocker walked in ... and it was game over.

what a waste.

the moral of the story is to seize the moment ! 

The Matchmaker

i was in one of my local gym steam rooms the other day ... beside me was a hot guy ... and over the far side was a less fit guy ...

after another bloke left, the hot guy and i started eyeing each other up ... and preparing for action ...

the steam was so thick that it wasn't clear if the guy over the far side was up for action ...

so the hot guy beside me walked over towards him, letting his towel drop, to expose his tumescence!

the far guy came over to side beside me, and the three of us started getting it on.  there's something incredibly hot about being in the middle with two guys touching you !

sadly the really hot guy left (possibly needing a break from the steam) ... but the less fit guy and i couldn't wait for him to come back ... and we finished ourselves off pretty quickly.

 

breaking my rules

they say that rules are there to be broken ... but maybe not quite like i did the other day ...

i've written before about how i'm not a fan of high guys ... and i've also written before about how i'm not a fan of guys messing around in the gym showers - it draws too much attention and risks stopping all the fun ...

call me a hypocrite ... but the other day the gym locker room wasn't very busy ... and a hot guy walked out of the steam room and headed to the shower cubicle at the end ...

a few minutes later i followed him out, and took up position in the shower cubicle opposite ...

his door was open ... and as soon as he saw i was interested ... he got down on his knees in his cubicle ... and motioned me to come over so he could suck me ...

i was very reluctant ... but once i'd showered, i went out into the corridor to dry off ... and since there was nobody around ... it seemed ok to stand close enough for him to get a mouthful ...

i was really turned on by this beautiful guy, pulling on his own (beautiful) dick, whilst sucking mine ... and soon i was shooting my load on him.

i mustn't do that again. 

just sucking

shortly after writing a post about what a sexually frustrutating day it had been ... i was thinking of heading to bed ... when a guy contacted me on Grindr ...

he wasn't too far away ... and wanted to suck ... but warned me that he'd cum a few hours beforehand, so wouldn't be producing his own output.  i did warn him that i would likely be issuing a large load ... but he was up for it !

he turned out to be better looking than his pics - a sweet face, a great body, and an awesome ass that i followed up the stairs to his top floor flat.

once inside his studio flat, we soon got down to business - him completely naked, as i'd asked for ... and me not far behind.  he was a reasonably good sucker - he won't be winning any prizes (not quite enough suction), but i would let him do it again !

what was really hot, was that as he got into it, he started getting hard himself ... and he started sweating slightly - not enough to drip, but enough that i could feel it all over his body.  there's something really great about a guy who is so turned on that he's overheating !

before too long he was manipulating me to explosion (it's not often that i'm turned on enough that another guy can wank me off) ... and it was a bit of a flood (not surprising after a day of so many nearly encounters) ... and he managed to shoot a little too !

afterwards we had a bit of a chat whilst cleaning up / getting dressed ... and he seems like a nice guy ... but like many Americans - a bit stand offish / not completely comfortable in his sexuality or sensuality ... or maybe that's just the way it looks to me ...

i hate it when a plan doesn't come together

most of my blog posts are about when a plan does come together (so to speak) ... since it would be pretty dull if i wrote about all the times when i try to hook up with a guy, and it doesn't work out !

but i thought it was worth mentioning today's litany of failure ... to give a smidgen of balance ...

it started off just before lunch in one of my usual gyms - i'd already worked out a lot this week, so just went to shower before meeting friends nearby for lunch.  obviously i had to spend some time in the steam room just to have a look ...

and before long a stunning guy walked in ... he made eye contact ... and before too long i was making contact with his beautiful chest, and even more gorgeous uncut dick.  the trouble was that he was really nervous about getting caught (and possibly guilty about hooking up / already attached) or possibly just not that into me !  anyway, he admitted defeat and used the "it's too hot" excuse - which to be fair, it was a bit.

in the early evening i had an hour to kill before the movie i was going to see, so i decided to check out another of my regular gyms ...

the trouble here was that the steam room was packed out !  most of the guys were probably  gay ... but the usual problem of one guy not being up for it ... or possibly just one guy not fancying the guys beside him ... and nothing happened in the steam room.

out in the showers, one of them had a towel covering the clear glass section - so it was almost certain something was going on.  i could see that the guy in next shower cublicle was down on the floor - i presumed he was getting involved.  but then one (beautiful) guy emerged from the towel covered cubicle ... following not too long afterwards by another (less beautiful) guy !

all this action, but none of it happening with me !  not my finest hours !!

enough already !

i wrote recently about trying to stop myself messing around with a guy who is physically attractive, but is a jerk ...

just to report that i failed !

as i feared would happen ... we were both in the steam room ... and one thing led to another ... and next thing i'm standing over him ... he shot a little load ... and then i started cumming on his chest ...

the trouble was that it had been a few days since i last shot ... and so it just kept coming !

you could see he was getting nervous that somebody would walk in ... but what could i do !!


anyway, it doesn't seem to have put him off ... he seemed quite up for it again in the steam room the next day - but it was too busy for anything to happen.

is it bad ...

i've written before about feeling uncomfortable messing around with a bloke who had a nice dick ... but the rest of him wasn't attractive ...

my latest dilemma is a bloke who is perfectly attractive ... but who is a pain in the neck !

he's a regular at my gym, and often works from the lounge area - so i hear his phone conversations ... and sometimes he even brings a work colleague into the lounge - so i hear them interact.

he's has unpleasant old fashioned sales techniques ... and is just a cliche ridden jerk !

the trouble is, when he's in the steam room, and i'm feeling horny ... how do i stop myself ?! 

fully naked in the steam

there's something attractive about guys who are confident enough to walk around the gym fully naked ... especially when they know that there are plenty of gay guys at the gym !

of course some of the exhibitionists are gay themselves ... and the other day in the steam room it was incredibly quiet, and i was almost giving up hope of any action ... but a naked guy walked in ...

he wasn't that attractive ... but in the steam you can use your imagination ... and i suspect we might have exchanged fluids before ...

it played out the same way as last time ... i adjusted myself (beneath my towel) - to demostrated potential, without freaking him out, in case he turned out to be straight ...

before long his dick was elongating ... and rapidly standing to attention ...

i walked over to him ... started manipulating his member ... and before long he shot his load ...

and not long after that i followed suit.

brief, but enjoyable.
 

Interrupted explosions

after enjoying the jacuzzi (and the cumshots), i went to a better gym to actually do some exercise !

after my workout, i had a few minutes in that gym's steam room before closing time ...

there was just one guy in the steam room with me ... but he wasn't touching himself to being with ... so i wasn't hopeful ...

but after a few minutes, with me adjusting myself from time to time ... he started to adjust himself ...

and next thing you know ... we're both openly pleasuring ourselves ...

but just as we were both starting to erupt ... an old (presumably straight) bloke walked in !

not since that time in a foreign thermal bath (that i don't seem to have written a post about) have i had to stop stimulating myself after starting to ejaculate ... and it really isn't a pleasant sensation.

maybe it was karma for cumming twice within a couple of hours !

but if only the other guy hadn't been so shy to begin with - we would both have enjoyed pleasant cumshots !!

there were three in the steam room (again)

Bank holiday mondays seem to bring out the gays to one of my local gyms ... that attracts quite a lot of gay men even on a normal day.  The jacuzzi (as well as steam room and sauna) in the men's changing room is probably part of the attraction !

The trouble with a steam room with five gay men ... if one of them is feeling a bit shy at any one time ... then the others begin to wonder if he's straight ... and nothing happens !

Most of the guys in the jacuzzi are naked ... and it was fun (and different) to mess around a little with a guy in there ... but it was very exposed ... so nothing much could happen, as straight guys would appear without warning.

Back in the steam room, I found myself with the guy from the jacuzzi ... and we started to get it on ... until another guy appeared - but he was definitely up for it ... so it was all systems go ... until the guy from the jacuzzi started getting nervous ...

But that didn't stop me ... and i shot first ... followed by the third guy (who left soon after) ... and then the guy from the jacuzzi felt more relaxed, and he shot as well.

Phew - I'm exhuasted just writing it !

Stop

sometimes encounters in the steam room can be really good ... but sometimes they leave me feeling really bad !

i know the world has it's share of idiots ... but i generally try to avoid them ...

sadly the other day in the steam i failed to avoid one particular jerk !

it started off well ... a nice enough looking guy beside me ... both of us obviously horny ... and he didn't object at all when i started to touch him ... and help him ejaculate ...

but as soon as he had shot his load ... he shot out the door of the steam room ... not giving me time to sort myself out ... or even cover myself up.

idiots like that don't deserve to be helped shoot their loads.

 

I'm done

when i'm on the treadmill in the gym, i often check out various dating apps ... and when a guy is also on the gym's wifi, they show up as being very close !

i was chatting to this guy, and he was already in the changing room, and was looking for a dick to suck in the steam room ... so at the end of my workout, i went upstairs for my reward ...

it started off fine ... and the guy was using poppers (hiding them in a t-shirt that he carried around with him) ... but he suddenly just said: I'm Done

that was it ... no explanation (did i smell, had he suddenly turned straight ?) ... no further fellatio would occur !

not the pleasant end to my workout that i had expected.

HnH

i generally try and avoid guys who are High ... and since most guys are happy to advertise their drug consumption on their app profiles, it's fairly straightforward to do !

but a couple of weeks ago, i was messaging a guy who didn't give the impression that he was High ... but he was nearby, and horny ... so i asked him over ...

it soon turned out that he had been with other guys earlier that day ... and had been "naughty" ... which i presume means he had been doing Bareback.

whilst i may mess around with a lot of guys, i don't do bareback, and i try and avoid STDs ... but this guy was not looking like a safe playmate ...

he encouraged me to cum ... but (as often happens with High guys) didn't cum himself - which is another reason i try and avoid High guys !

thankfully it was all over fairly quickly.

Cum and go

i had noticed this guy a few times on Grindr and other apps ... we had messaged a few times ... but he seemed flaky, or drunk, or high ... or all of the above !

we finally managed to get it together a few weeks ago ... he came over to my place ... but he wasn't as hot as his pics ... he seemed a bit odd ... and i wasn't that turned on ...

i had warned him that it needed to be a quick session ... but it turned out to be quicker than i expected, as he started cumming without warning ... and i had to catch up quickly !

when we chatted afterwards, he said that he divides his time between London and another city, and that he deletes his profile each time he leaves London ... wtf - who does that ?!

some of the other things he said didn't really add up.


a few days later i bumped into him at my local tube station ... we both did recognise each other - but thankfully he was on his mobile, so we didn't have to chat ! 

NYC bound

a few weeks ago i was on Grindr, and was messaging with a guy ...

he was a bit younger than i normally go for ... and probably a bit more feminine that i normally go for ... but he looked cute, and i was feeling horny !

he was better looking in person than his pics ... and once he started getting undressed it turned out that he had a really beautiful body ...

his heritage was apparently South American ... but he almost looked Asian.

we had a really nice time ... but it was late, and he'd missed the last metro, so he was going to have to get a couple of buses home (and i wasn't in the mood to have a stranger sleep in my bed overnight).

afterwards we chatted a bit, and he had the slightly cocky attitude that twenty somethings have before they find out what life is actually like !