remember at school when there was a popular kid ... and everybody wanted to sit next to him ?
sometimes in the steam room it's a bit like that too !
the other day there were a few of us in there ... mostly not overly attractive ... so whilst there was plenty of tugging happening ... the were no explosions ...
then a guy walked in wearing nothing ... with a decent sized member ...
at one stage it got hilarious ... another guy walked in (not very attractive and overweight - so not exactly up there on the desirability leaderboard) ... and admirer #1 scooted over close to the "big membered guy" (so the new arrival would sit the far side) ... but the new arrival almost sat on top of admirer #1, to be beside the big membered guy !
at that stage it was too much for me, so i just left.
later on in the locker room ... i had a better look at the "big membered guy" ... and he really wasn't that attractive.
just goes to show ... that in the land of the blind ...
13 July 2017
11 July 2017
most ejaculate volume ever ?
i recently met up with a guy that i've met a couple of times before ...
he was just as lovely as before ... beautiful body, nice to chat to ... shame he lives in Asia !
after a decent amount of time having fun in his hotel room ... we were both ready to shoot our loads ...
i didn't count how many shots ... but i think it may have been my largest number of ropes and total volume ever !
i'm sure that being very turned on by this great guy was part of it ... but i've been experiencing larger cum volumes in the last few months after making a concerted effort with certain exercies ...
before that i had noticed a reduction in my average cum volume - which i guess is normal with age ... but i wasn't happy!
after some online searching i found an article which claimed that with certain exercises, cum volume could be increased ...
i'm happy to say that it works !
he was just as lovely as before ... beautiful body, nice to chat to ... shame he lives in Asia !
after a decent amount of time having fun in his hotel room ... we were both ready to shoot our loads ...
i didn't count how many shots ... but i think it may have been my largest number of ropes and total volume ever !
i'm sure that being very turned on by this great guy was part of it ... but i've been experiencing larger cum volumes in the last few months after making a concerted effort with certain exercies ...
before that i had noticed a reduction in my average cum volume - which i guess is normal with age ... but i wasn't happy!
after some online searching i found an article which claimed that with certain exercises, cum volume could be increased ...
i'm happy to say that it works !
09 July 2017
Standing and Delivering
the guy in the corner left ... and it was just me and one other guy ...
he had recently entered the steam room ... and had chosen a spot close enough for me to be hopeful of some action ... and his towel was starting to open at his crotch ...
very soon we were both openly stimulating ourselves ... and soon we were touching each other ...
i nearly gasped at the weight of his dick ! he wasn't tall, and was a skinny enough guy, but crikey he had a decent piece of meat on him !!
i was already hard, but there was no chance he was going to get me off - his touch was just too light
the guy from corner spot returned, and our encounter was interrupted ...
a little later we had the steam room to ourselves again, and this time i stood in front of him ...
previously he seemed to enjoy playing with my nipples ... this time he started sucking on one
before long i told him that i was getting close ... and he responded "go for it" in a slighly Celine Dion accent (or maybe Ariana Grande impression of Celion Dion style) ...
so i did !
unfortunately the corner guy arrived back in shortly afterwards, so i had to cover up in a hurry !!
he had recently entered the steam room ... and had chosen a spot close enough for me to be hopeful of some action ... and his towel was starting to open at his crotch ...
very soon we were both openly stimulating ourselves ... and soon we were touching each other ...
i nearly gasped at the weight of his dick ! he wasn't tall, and was a skinny enough guy, but crikey he had a decent piece of meat on him !!
i was already hard, but there was no chance he was going to get me off - his touch was just too light
the guy from corner spot returned, and our encounter was interrupted ...
a little later we had the steam room to ourselves again, and this time i stood in front of him ...
previously he seemed to enjoy playing with my nipples ... this time he started sucking on one
before long i told him that i was getting close ... and he responded "go for it" in a slighly Celine Dion accent (or maybe Ariana Grande impression of Celion Dion style) ...
so i did !
unfortunately the corner guy arrived back in shortly afterwards, so i had to cover up in a hurry !!
07 July 2017
at the end of the night
i've written before about how the steam room at my gym can get way too busy just before closing ... but in the summer ... with more of the straight guys on holiday with their kids ... it seems to a bit better hunting ground ...
the other day there was a strange collection of guys ...
the overweight / insecure / closeted guy
the pretty / superior / towel tightly wrapped guy
the skinny / necklaced / lethargic guy
the tattooed / constantly moving / stretched out guy
the short black guy lying down with his legs open - who i've messed around with before
the staring guy
i'm pretty sure every single one was up for some action ... but as guys kept entering and leaving ... it disrupted the rhythmn ... and reset the warning radars ...
eventually the tannoy announced the facilities were starting to close ... and most of the guys left the steam room ... and it was just the staring guy and me ...
i decided it was time too shoot ... so i did !
the other day there was a strange collection of guys ...
the overweight / insecure / closeted guy
the pretty / superior / towel tightly wrapped guy
the skinny / necklaced / lethargic guy
the tattooed / constantly moving / stretched out guy
the short black guy lying down with his legs open - who i've messed around with before
the staring guy
i'm pretty sure every single one was up for some action ... but as guys kept entering and leaving ... it disrupted the rhythmn ... and reset the warning radars ...
eventually the tannoy announced the facilities were starting to close ... and most of the guys left the steam room ... and it was just the staring guy and me ...
i decided it was time too shoot ... so i did !
05 July 2017
guys in shorts
i think the only time i've seen any steam room action with a guy in shorts was about 8 years ago ... this guy was in swimming trunks ... and he flopped his dick out ... and shot a load ...
after yesterday - we can make that two times !
the clue was that he kept coming and going - cooling down and coming back into the steam room ... and he kept his hands near his crotch ...
eventually i realised that he had a boner ...
and a few minutes later he and another guy were pleasuring each other ...
the trouble is that he had earlier acted as an "action blocker" - as guys that i know enjoy action assumed he was straight
the moral of the story is that whilst you might enjoy wearing shorts in the steam room ... it puts guys off their stroke !
don't do it !!
after yesterday - we can make that two times !
the clue was that he kept coming and going - cooling down and coming back into the steam room ... and he kept his hands near his crotch ...
eventually i realised that he had a boner ...
and a few minutes later he and another guy were pleasuring each other ...
the trouble is that he had earlier acted as an "action blocker" - as guys that i know enjoy action assumed he was straight
the moral of the story is that whilst you might enjoy wearing shorts in the steam room ... it puts guys off their stroke !
don't do it !!
03 July 2017
sauna satisfaction
of the 109 posts that i've tagged with the label "gym" (this will be number 110) - i don't think a single one has ever included sauna action ...
i find steam rooms more enjoyable - less intense heat, and the darkness makes it easier to get things going, is kinder to guys who don't look after themselves, and makes it easier to cover up when somebody walks in !
but the other day i was in a gym that i occasionally go to over the far side of the city ... where the men's locker room has a sauna ... but the steam room is in the pool area - so it's unisex, and less usefu
this particular gym has a 4 out of 5 rating on Squirt - so i guess there must be a decent amount of action taking place - but on my occasional visits, i've never enjoyed any
however on this visit there were clearly some guys up for action ... and it was starting to get interesting, when a guy came in (who i think had probably seen me pleasuring myself before i covered up as he entered) ... the trouble was that whilst he was doing a bit of rummaging ... he seemed quite shy ...
eventually i got bored, and started openly stimulating myself ... at which point the other three in the sauna did too !
it didn't take long before i erupted in pleasure, as did the guy beside me ... but i'm not sure about the other two ...
i needed to go out and sit down to recover before showering ... saunas are definitely harder work than steam rooms !
i find steam rooms more enjoyable - less intense heat, and the darkness makes it easier to get things going, is kinder to guys who don't look after themselves, and makes it easier to cover up when somebody walks in !
but the other day i was in a gym that i occasionally go to over the far side of the city ... where the men's locker room has a sauna ... but the steam room is in the pool area - so it's unisex, and less usefu
this particular gym has a 4 out of 5 rating on Squirt - so i guess there must be a decent amount of action taking place - but on my occasional visits, i've never enjoyed any
however on this visit there were clearly some guys up for action ... and it was starting to get interesting, when a guy came in (who i think had probably seen me pleasuring myself before i covered up as he entered) ... the trouble was that whilst he was doing a bit of rummaging ... he seemed quite shy ...
eventually i got bored, and started openly stimulating myself ... at which point the other three in the sauna did too !
it didn't take long before i erupted in pleasure, as did the guy beside me ... but i'm not sure about the other two ...
i needed to go out and sit down to recover before showering ... saunas are definitely harder work than steam rooms !
01 July 2017
accidental speed date
i was visiting the Queer Art exhibition at Tate Britain - which could better be description as a history exhibition, with some topless men thrown in - and was checking Grindr ...
over a year ago, i had an enjoyable encounter with a sort of FWB at another art gallery ... so i'm always alert to opportunities !
there was a guy nearby who didn't have a clear facepic on his profile ... but looked good in some of his linked instagram pics ...
we chatted and i wasn't clear if he was looking for fun ... but we arranged to meet just outside the gallery ...
he seemed a nice enough guy ... but his english wasn't great ... he was quite camp ... he wasn't as attractive as his pics suggested ... and unfortunately he had a big ripe spot on his chin !
one or two negatives, and my horniness might have overcome the other issues ... or if we'd been in a steam room i probably wouldn't have seen ... but in the cold light of day, i couldn't ignore the negatives ... and after chatting for a few minutes, i made my excuses and headed off to the gym.
over a year ago, i had an enjoyable encounter with a sort of FWB at another art gallery ... so i'm always alert to opportunities !
there was a guy nearby who didn't have a clear facepic on his profile ... but looked good in some of his linked instagram pics ...
we chatted and i wasn't clear if he was looking for fun ... but we arranged to meet just outside the gallery ...
he seemed a nice enough guy ... but his english wasn't great ... he was quite camp ... he wasn't as attractive as his pics suggested ... and unfortunately he had a big ripe spot on his chin !
one or two negatives, and my horniness might have overcome the other issues ... or if we'd been in a steam room i probably wouldn't have seen ... but in the cold light of day, i couldn't ignore the negatives ... and after chatting for a few minutes, i made my excuses and headed off to the gym.
28 June 2017
why do some steam rooms not work ?
most of my steam room encounters happen at two different gyms (let's call them Gym1 and Gym2) ... the thing they have in common in that the steam room is located in men's changing room area ... so you aren't distrubed (either visually or literally) by women !
but there's another nearby gym with both a steam room and a sauna in the men's locker room ... but whilst i've had a little "low level" activty in Gym3, i've never had the same success as in the other two steam rooms ... so i tried to work out why ?
i wondered if it's because the Gym3 is a cheaper place - maybe the gays prefer higher class establishments ?
but the very first gym (let's call it Gym0) that i messed around in, and was an absolute mecca for gay guys, was in a cheap and cheerful gym - so i don't buy this argument.
in fact after Gym0 closed the male steam room, some of the regulars moved to Gym3 - but they didn't seem to last too long ...
another thing that's different about the steam room in Gym3 is that it's smaller than the others - maybe the close proximity of the door makes it too risky ?
i'm not sure i buy this either - it's amazing how quick one can cover up when interrupted !
the final thing i noticed about Gym3's steam room is that it's white !
the walls are white, the benches are white, the floor is white - it's blindingly white !!
maybe the colour means it's harder to hide. or maybe colour influences behaviour - and we think we should behave "properly" in a white place - maybe it reminds us of whitewashed churches ?
but there's another nearby gym with both a steam room and a sauna in the men's locker room ... but whilst i've had a little "low level" activty in Gym3, i've never had the same success as in the other two steam rooms ... so i tried to work out why ?
i wondered if it's because the Gym3 is a cheaper place - maybe the gays prefer higher class establishments ?
but the very first gym (let's call it Gym0) that i messed around in, and was an absolute mecca for gay guys, was in a cheap and cheerful gym - so i don't buy this argument.
in fact after Gym0 closed the male steam room, some of the regulars moved to Gym3 - but they didn't seem to last too long ...
another thing that's different about the steam room in Gym3 is that it's smaller than the others - maybe the close proximity of the door makes it too risky ?
i'm not sure i buy this either - it's amazing how quick one can cover up when interrupted !
the final thing i noticed about Gym3's steam room is that it's white !
the walls are white, the benches are white, the floor is white - it's blindingly white !!
maybe the colour means it's harder to hide. or maybe colour influences behaviour - and we think we should behave "properly" in a white place - maybe it reminds us of whitewashed churches ?
26 June 2017
quickie
i was in the steam room at my local gym the other day ... it was coming up to closing time, so it was busy ...
eventually there was just one other guy (who i recognised from previous encounters) and myself ...
we started to pleasure ourselves ... i was getting close ... and he helped me get off ...
i was afraid that a guy who left his towel in the steam room would return before my "partner in crime" was able to get off ...
but with a little help from me ... he shot his load ...
and a couple of seconds later, the third guy slowly opened the steam room door and re-entered !
eventually there was just one other guy (who i recognised from previous encounters) and myself ...
we started to pleasure ourselves ... i was getting close ... and he helped me get off ...
i was afraid that a guy who left his towel in the steam room would return before my "partner in crime" was able to get off ...
but with a little help from me ... he shot his load ...
and a couple of seconds later, the third guy slowly opened the steam room door and re-entered !
17 June 2017
heavy breathing
one of the characters in the play that i went to see recently, was the type of guy who breathes heavily / exaggeratedly when he's high ...
i think i encountered another in the steam room the other day !
i arrived quite late - not long before closing time ... so wasn't expecting to see any action ...
there was just one other guy there ... and before long it was clear he was horny ...
it wasn't me who came first - for a change !
possibly because he wasn't the most attractive of guys ever !!
but unlike others ... he was really decent ... and stayed to help me get off.
i think i encountered another in the steam room the other day !
i arrived quite late - not long before closing time ... so wasn't expecting to see any action ...
there was just one other guy there ... and before long it was clear he was horny ...
it wasn't me who came first - for a change !
possibly because he wasn't the most attractive of guys ever !!
but unlike others ... he was really decent ... and stayed to help me get off.
14 June 2017
Too Slow or Too Shy
i was in one of my local gyms the other day ... i had spotted a beautiful looking young guy enter the locker room from the gym, just as i was entering the steam room ...
before long, he appeared in the steam room ... but sat in the corner ... with his hand away from his crotch ... so i wasn't optimistic about potential.
after a while, it was just the two of us ... and i noticed that his hands moved to his crotch ... but he was still in the far corner ... so i still wasn't very optimistic.
a short time later he moved to get close to the steam machine (which was also closer to me) ... and he adjusted his crotch ... so i started to get a bit more interested.
next thing, he undid his towel, and rearranged it ... exposing his dick (not hard) ... which would be unusual for a guy who isn't interested.
after that he sat down not far from me ... and adjusted himself again !
i reckoned that was my cue ... so got up ... stood near to him ... and exposed myself ...
he quickly grabbed my hard dick ... and he opened his legs, and exposed his own hard dick !
as i lent down to play with his dick ... we kissed ... but he tasted a bit of garlic (lots of french people live in this part of town) ... so i didn't try it again !
he also seemed to enjoy sucking my dick.
shortly afterward we got interrupted.
once again, another example of the importance of not wasting time !
before long, he appeared in the steam room ... but sat in the corner ... with his hand away from his crotch ... so i wasn't optimistic about potential.
after a while, it was just the two of us ... and i noticed that his hands moved to his crotch ... but he was still in the far corner ... so i still wasn't very optimistic.
a short time later he moved to get close to the steam machine (which was also closer to me) ... and he adjusted his crotch ... so i started to get a bit more interested.
next thing, he undid his towel, and rearranged it ... exposing his dick (not hard) ... which would be unusual for a guy who isn't interested.
after that he sat down not far from me ... and adjusted himself again !
i reckoned that was my cue ... so got up ... stood near to him ... and exposed myself ...
he quickly grabbed my hard dick ... and he opened his legs, and exposed his own hard dick !
as i lent down to play with his dick ... we kissed ... but he tasted a bit of garlic (lots of french people live in this part of town) ... so i didn't try it again !
he also seemed to enjoy sucking my dick.
shortly afterward we got interrupted.
once again, another example of the importance of not wasting time !
11 June 2017
Pump and Pause
as i arrived into the locker room of my local gym, i spotted a guy walking around in a towel, and clearly on the lookout !
before long i was in the steam room ... and shortly afterwards he arrived ...
we were the only ones there ... and it didn't take long for things to kick off ...
he was one of these guys who pumps their dick vigorously for a few seconds ... and then pauses for a few seconds ... and then starts pumping again !
he was sitting on the edge of the bench ... so his ass was accessible ... and he seemed to enjoy me manipulating it. i did think - if we got interrupted - how could i extricated my finger from his ass and act all innocent !
i couldn't work out whether he actually wanted to shoot (he was possibly high) ... but i wasn't going to let that stop be ... and before long i was coming on his chest ...
as i sat down, exhausted from my exertions in the heat ... i thought maybe he had shot his load as well ...
later on in the locker room, it was so quiet that i was able to ask him ... and he hadn't.
i guess that's another guy that i owe !
before long i was in the steam room ... and shortly afterwards he arrived ...
we were the only ones there ... and it didn't take long for things to kick off ...
he was one of these guys who pumps their dick vigorously for a few seconds ... and then pauses for a few seconds ... and then starts pumping again !
he was sitting on the edge of the bench ... so his ass was accessible ... and he seemed to enjoy me manipulating it. i did think - if we got interrupted - how could i extricated my finger from his ass and act all innocent !
i couldn't work out whether he actually wanted to shoot (he was possibly high) ... but i wasn't going to let that stop be ... and before long i was coming on his chest ...
as i sat down, exhausted from my exertions in the heat ... i thought maybe he had shot his load as well ...
later on in the locker room, it was so quiet that i was able to ask him ... and he hadn't.
i guess that's another guy that i owe !
08 June 2017
wrap your hand around it
i was chatting to this guy on Grindr the other day, and he seemed keen to come over for some fun ...
his pics looked good ... but he kept asking for my exact address - but i don't give out my apartment number, as i always go down to the front door of the block, and check that they aren't crazy / completely off their face !
i was getting close to shutting him down, but he calmed down, and before long (and after tidying up my flat a bit) he arrived over.
quite a bit better looking than his pics - and without a beard - always good for me !
we got down to business straight away (it turned out that he was late to meet friends) ... and he was the sort of guy who clearly likes to enjoy these encounters ... which was great.
i was slightly worried that he might be a bare backer ... but i managed to stop things slipping in where they shouldn't !
i shot first ... and instead of him manipulating himself ... he said "wrap your hand around it" - pointing to his dick. it wasn't the thickest of members, so it was quite easy to do that ... and before long he produced a lovely thick white output - although it didn't travel as far as mine !
his pics looked good ... but he kept asking for my exact address - but i don't give out my apartment number, as i always go down to the front door of the block, and check that they aren't crazy / completely off their face !
i was getting close to shutting him down, but he calmed down, and before long (and after tidying up my flat a bit) he arrived over.
quite a bit better looking than his pics - and without a beard - always good for me !
we got down to business straight away (it turned out that he was late to meet friends) ... and he was the sort of guy who clearly likes to enjoy these encounters ... which was great.
i was slightly worried that he might be a bare backer ... but i managed to stop things slipping in where they shouldn't !
i shot first ... and instead of him manipulating himself ... he said "wrap your hand around it" - pointing to his dick. it wasn't the thickest of members, so it was quite easy to do that ... and before long he produced a lovely thick white output - although it didn't travel as far as mine !
05 June 2017
choking the chicken
the american sex advice columnist Dan Savage has talked about the need to stop guys only being able to jerk off with a death grip on their dicks ... but i don't think i had ever really experienced it until the other day at the gym ...
i think we should have hooked up in the steam room ... but he was probably too shy to do anything in front of another person ... which was a shame, as he was quite cute ...
but we ended up in shower cubicles opposite each other - how did that happen ?!
and he opened the door of his shower, so i could see him jerking ...
it was a reasonably pleasant sight ... and we both produced eruptions ... but man, did he have a death grip on his dick ... it looked painful !
i think we should have hooked up in the steam room ... but he was probably too shy to do anything in front of another person ... which was a shame, as he was quite cute ...
but we ended up in shower cubicles opposite each other - how did that happen ?!
and he opened the door of his shower, so i could see him jerking ...
it was a reasonably pleasant sight ... and we both produced eruptions ... but man, did he have a death grip on his dick ... it looked painful !
02 June 2017
there were five in the steam room
one of my local gyms gets quite busy at lunchtime ... but usually there's a straight guy around to spoil the party ... so normally nothing happens ... or sometimes the way people end up spread around the steam room means nothing happens ...
the other day, after some comings and goings ... it ended up with five of us in the steam room ...
on my right - cute guy, terribly shy, somehow i chat to him on Squirt encouraging him
on my left - slightly camp, obviously up for it
further left - another shy guy i've seen before, definitely into guys
far side - too steamy to see, but adjusting himself, so looking positive
i've never seen a guy sitting in the far corner with enough balls to get things moving like this guy did ... so despite him not being my type (and i was quite happy that he was over the far side), i was impressed !
as quite often happens, i was the first guy to shoot ... followed soon after by the guy on my left ... and i think both the guy on the far side and the guy further to my left shot their loads as well ... although the steam was so thick it was hard to tell.
later that afternoon i was chatting on Squirt to the guy on my right, who sadly never ejaculated ... but he said he really enjoyed it.
the other day, after some comings and goings ... it ended up with five of us in the steam room ...
on my right - cute guy, terribly shy, somehow i chat to him on Squirt encouraging him
on my left - slightly camp, obviously up for it
further left - another shy guy i've seen before, definitely into guys
far side - too steamy to see, but adjusting himself, so looking positive
i've never seen a guy sitting in the far corner with enough balls to get things moving like this guy did ... so despite him not being my type (and i was quite happy that he was over the far side), i was impressed !
as quite often happens, i was the first guy to shoot ... followed soon after by the guy on my left ... and i think both the guy on the far side and the guy further to my left shot their loads as well ... although the steam was so thick it was hard to tell.
later that afternoon i was chatting on Squirt to the guy on my right, who sadly never ejaculated ... but he said he really enjoyed it.
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